Raiders Beat Chiefs Again...No One Gives a Shit!

by SweetassWaffles Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:35 am

Raiders 43
Chiefs 42

The race for the (bottom of the)
AFC West is heating up. The Raiders were able to slightly outclass the
Chiefs the last time these two powerhouses collided in Oakland, but this
time the Raiders would take the "ass" out of class and bring that "ass"
into KC.

The stadium was packed because of the sold out Nickelback on Ice
show (with free Dane Cook bobble heads passed out to the first 10,000
visitors) that had happened the night before. Everyone was still
hungover so they figured they would just stay and watch two of the worst
teams in the NFL battle it out.

The first half was an emotional (but not really) back and forth with
Anthony Aldridge taking it to the hizzay on a 78 yard run (somebody
found the draw play) and Louis "Dropkick" Murphy going about as up top
as you can get on a couple bombs. Janikowski was on his A to B+ game as
he knocked in 2 field goals and the Raiders had a slight 20 -14
advantage going into the half.

The Chiefs came out strong in the 3rd quarter and mixed in a steady
diet of runs and passes to go ahead by 1 point after their first drive.
On the following drive, Raiders QB-turned-actor, Jason Campbell,
finally threw his first interception, and the Chiefs marched down the
field again to go up by 8.

Everything was looking lost for the Raiders as they went three and
out on their next drive. But the Raiders came to play defense on the
Chiefs's next drive as Leonard Little came in with a clutch 3rd down
sack. "I'm getting too old for this shit," proclaimed 38 year old
Leonard Little to owner Ryan Lewis on the sideline. The Raiders were
going to get the ball back and they were going to come down and tie it
up...until mother fucking Johnnie Lee "Getting Higgy With It" Higgins
decided to let the Chiefs's punt bounce off his foot and into the hands
of the oncoming Chiefs players. The Chiefs were now looking at 1st and
Goal from the 1 and they easily converted to go up by 15.

Raiders backup HB Steve Slaton stepped up huge on the next drive and
took a counter play 78 yards for the touchdown to bring it within 9, but
the Chiefs then stuffed the 2 point try.

In the 4th quarter, the Raiders were able go ahead after they scored 2
touchdowns on their next two drives. With less than 3 minutes to play,
though, the Chiefs mixed in clutch passes and a couple draw plays to
take it in for the go ahead touchdown with only 50 seconds left on the
clock. The Chiefs went up by 1 and decided to kick the PAT (instead of
going for two) to dangle the possibility of a game winning field goal in
front of the Raiders sad, sad faces.

But Jason Campbell doesn't like things dangled in front of his
face...unless they are hit movie deals. The Raiders came out passing
and within 2 plays, they were almost into field goal range. But then,
the Chiefs were onto their plan and were able to force a 4th and 10 at
midfield with 20 seconds left (Raiders had one time out left).

The next play, Jason Campbell steps back and sees Zach "Milla Milla"
Miller doing a post rout down the middle and lays the ball perfectly
over the LB guarding Miller and the Raiders were now in field goal
range.

Janikowski came out for the 40 yard field goal (2/2 for the day). J-Kow
knew that if he missed this, the Raiders would have the worst record in
the league. But he nailed the shit out of it...and now the Raiders are
only tied for the 2nd worst record in the league...so that's something.