Panthers and Texans smooch away players

The Texans, now officially cheating on the Jaguars, were caught kissing the Panthers Sunday afternoon. By kissing, we mean trading players.

Panthers give:
Santonio Holmes WR 89
Garry Williams LT 76, C potential

Texans give:
Donald Penn LT 84, A potential
Devin Thomas WR 79

The Texans are excited to take Santonio Holmes out on a date, though they are sad to lose Donald "Snuggle-Bug" Penn on their line. And the loss of the surprising Devin "Fuck on First Dates" Thomas is a little saddening as well.

"This place is like a damn carousel. Is that how it's spelled?" wrote Texans WR Andre Johnson on Twitter. "But Santonio and I are going to love playing together. It'll be like T.O. and Ocho, but successful!"

Very nice pickup, Mike. Now I know why you were trying to dissuade me while I idly considered making a run at Holmes

Texans owned this deal

Holmes is a free agent who wants a major upgrade in pay while declining in play. Also I'm trying to force myself to run the ball.

Chairman7 wrote:Texans owned this deal

Honestly, Devin Thomas is a great WR and Penn is a great guy to have on the line, probably one of my stronger O-lineman. I really think it's fair, and of course the "flashy" side of it is that I have Holmes and Andre Johnson now.

Dascenzo wrote:Holmes is a free agent who wants a major upgrade in pay while declining in play. Also I'm trying to force myself to run the ball.

Oh, and yeah, the cap hit will be atrocious for me to re-sign. I did think of that.

Edit: Conversely, I'm trying to pass the ball.

mikesuszek wrote:I really think it's fair, and of course the "flashy" side of it is that I have Holmes and Andre Johnson now.

Shock and Awe!

Removing your receiving core is one way to ensure that you will run the ball I suppose. Sorry after the day at work I've had I have decided to be mean.

When does the being mean start?