Titans Demolish Steaks, then just beat Vikings.

Following a pre-match food fight, where the pizza clearly missed and the
steaks hit the spot, the Titans took on the Vikings with the swagger
that can only be gained by consumption of XTRA STEAK SAUCE. Despite
winning 31-28, the game was a defensive battle, with scores locked at
only 7-7 at HT, and 14-14 going into the 4th Quarter.

A key moment early in the game saw the Titans shank a 25 yard FG due to
the heavy prevailing Pacific-lag winds inside the Superdome.


The steak sauce effect was at its highest in the middle of the 4th
quarter, when Titans FB Ahmad Hall completely flattened Vikes ROLB Chad
Greenway, the evidence of the monster block was unfortunately lost when
Ian Cummings escaped the EA Tiburon offices and took all the online
replay tapes.


Clearly suffering from indigestion, Vince Young squeezed out another
smelly performance from behind the line, finding the opposition 3 times,
including Darrell Revis twice. Rookie QB Andrew "Draft Name" Parris,
one-upped Young, finding the opposition 4 times, including Chris Gamble
twice. Vince Young managed to keep his staring job going into week 3,
breaking off 4 runs for 37 yards, including a 26 yard TD run in the 4th,
to put the Titans up 28-14 with 2:50 left, starting a manic final 3
minutes.

The Vikings ran back the Kickoff for a TD, pulled the lead to 7, with
2:38 left in the quarter. Rather than risking the onside kick, the
Vikings wanted to make the Titans earn their win, and used their
timeouts intelligently, holding the Titans to a FG with 1:30 left,
scores at 31-21. Another TD drive by the Vikings, highlighted by 2
illegal contact penalties for late hits on Andrew Parris, pulled them
within 3 with 51 seconds remaining.

After a successful onside kick, the Vikes had one final shot at tying or
gaining the lead late in the game, but with his final heave, Andrew
Parris found the Titans secondary.

KEY STATS

Vince Young - 11/25 151 yards, 0 TDS, 3 INTs. 4 rushes for 37 yards, 1 Rush TD.
Andrew Parris - 13/28, 184 yards, 2 TDs, 4 INTs.

Kenarious "The Time Is Now" Fluellen - 20 rushes, 87 yards, 2 TDs
Oliver "This Defense Was Not A" Holliday - 6 rushes, 7 yards.

Carter Wallace - 4 Rec, 43 yards
Bensley Blake - 1 Rec, 58 yards
Percy Harvin - 2 Rec, 78 yards, 1 TD
Visanthe Shiancoe - 5 Rec, 54 yards, 1 TD.

Brian Witherspoon - 3 Kickoff returns, 186 yards, 100 yard TD.
Percy Harvin - 4 kickoff returns, 160 yards, 101 yard TD.

KEY TEAM STATS
Total Offense (Passing + Rushing)
Titans - 267 yards
Vikings - 182 yards

Total Yards
Titans - 506 yards
Vikings - 400 yards

3rd Down Conversion
Titans - 6/12
Vikings - 1/8

Superdome? You mean the Metrodome?

I mean, they're both shitty stadiums but...

Speaking for Aussie chris, the only dome we care about is the thunderdome! "we don't need another hero!!!" sing along!

Mad Max 3, I spit on you.

Give me a weird looking ratboy throwing a razor edge'd boomerange any day.

danvitale wrote:Mad Max 3, I spit on you.

Give me a weird looking ratboy throwing a razor edge'd boomerange any day.

I confess. I have never actually seen a mad max movie.