Week 10: Redskins vs. Bye Week

The Washington Redskins have met their greatest foe. No, not the Cowboys, though they're pretty far up there. It's the bye week.

"So boooooooooored," owner/gm Kat Bailey said in a statement. "I know it's a good thing because my players are busy healing, but I'm so boooooooooored."

QB Ben Roethlisberger has returned to Ohio for what he termed "a spot of rape," while team mascot J.D. "Kill 'Em All" Nealy has opted to spend the bye week fishing in Minnesota..

"This peaceful setting helps me refocus over the bye," said Nealy, who leads the team in both sacks and babies eaten.

The Redskins resume the playoff chase in Week 11, which is also when top defensive acquisitions Paul "The Poz" Poszlusny and Tony Brown will return from injury.

"Sometimes I write fan fiction about my team's exploits," said Bailey. "Is that normal?"

Sounds like the bye week might be winning so far.

If it is killing you waiting for the week to advance, we could always get a ranked game of Madden 11 in. I'm sure you wouldn't mind another W on your online record.