Bears and Bengals make a ridiculously convoluted trade

by **mikesuszek** Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:46 pm

From John (Bears):

"After over 24 hours of intense trade negotiation action, the Bears and Bengals finally came to an agreement after Jerry Angelo shit all of his 3rd round picks onto the negotiation table. "It was kind of gross, I honestly just said yes so I didn't have to smell it anymore" Bengals fictional GM Marty Sampson said.

91 WR Marques Colston
81 CB DeAngello Hall
75 TE Anthony McCoy
56 RG Allen Thomas
Bears 3rd Round Pick
Chiefs 3rd Round Pick
Bills 3rd Round Pick
for
86 RT Andre Smith
77 TE Tony Scheffler
77 CB Pacman Jones
73 CB Brandon Ghee

The Bears now with an upgraded DB corp and second TE; will have better luck with the pass on both sides of the ball. The Bears' amazing blockers at every offensive position will make them a hard team to faze.

The Bengals also improve their secondary with two time reigning top-5 INT leader, DeAngello Hall. The obvious physiological boost Mar"quest" Colston brings to the Bengals' offense will help shake up the AFC West. The Bengals now posses one of the best 4-WR sets on the whole league with.

The cooperation shown by these two owners may signal a future of healthy trade relations between these thriving organizations."

REACT!