Bears Chiefs Trade

Its
that time of the year! Bears prematurely shooting their wad and trade
away their whole team. The Bears traded almost all their draft picks and
trading block for a slight upgrade to their 3rd WR.

Bears 1st Round Pick
Bears 3rd Round Pick
80 LE Corey Wooten
77 FS Major Wright (87 zone coverage, 95+ hit power)
74 Kevin Ogletree (96 speed, 95 acceleration, 86 catching, 79 CIT)
for
Chiefs 2nd Round Pick
89 WR Kenny Britt
73 LE Tyson Jackson

Kenny
Britt's big body and mean demeanor will contrast the speed demons the
Bears have had at WR the past two years. The Bears will have a
scenario... which experts are calling "white person problems", this year
as they have to decide if Britt will play 3rd or 4th WR. "He is a big
guy who is going to go in there and give it his best. We're glad to have
a wide receiver who linebackers are
afraid to tackle, here in Chicago." the Bears no-name wide receiver
coach said.

When asked about being traded to Chicago, Kenny Britt
said "Are they still holding Dom Capers hostage? I think I heard
screaming from the basement of the training facility yesterday." he
continued "Should I bring some food down to him?". Kenny Britt and
goalline back Jonathan Dwyer have already began creating plays together,
with titles such as: "Manwhich", "Bonbon Marathon" and "Distract The
Referee While I Punch Clay Matthews".

Kenny Britt's honorary Bear bar mitzvah celebration is tomorrow at the local Cinnabon.

Well I didn't know that the Chiefs had Kenny Britt so there you go