Scarf Leaguers Creed

This is my 4th String Scarf League. There is many 4th String leagues like it, but this one is mine.



My Scarf League is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.


Without me, my Scarf League, is useless. Without my Scarf League, I am useless. I must play my Scarf League matches true.


I must play truer than any Towel Leaguer, I must out score my Towel Leaguer before they outscore me. I will...


My Scarf and myself know that what counts in this league is not the passes that we throw, the dive into the endzone nor the picks that we make. We know it's the hits that count. We will Hit 2 Hurt....


My Scarf is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength and its accessories. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my Scarf clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...



Before God, I swear this creed. My Scarf and myself are the defenders of my League. We are the masters of our Towels. We are the saviors of my life.


So be it, until victory is Scarves and there is no Towels, but peace!





I have the utmost respect for all military personnel and thank them for giving us the freedom to play an Online Madden League, I certainly don't mean any disrespect to the Rifleman's Creed.


Peace and health to everyone, and good luck to all Leaguers, Towels included.