JACKPOT! speculation

As I'm not permitted to post this in misc. yakking, this will have to do.
In this thread we will speculate as to what Fitch meant by, "JACKPOT!" in reference to his date.

I have a few ideas:
-Touched her shoulder and felt a bra strap.
-Saw some mad toe cleave
-Sniffed the toilet seat after his date used it
-The date ended how we all thought it would and Fitch was typing "jacking off" to Todd but iPhone autocorrect interfered.

That is hilarious.

My guesses are:
- He won a minor prize in the California State lottery.
- He went to Jack-in-the-box and totally pigged out, resulting in a pot-belly Fitch.
- He witnessed a wardrobe malfunction while his date was lining up her shot on the 5th hole of their mini-golf "Jungle Course"
- He caught the little shrimp flicked at him at Benihana.

-Chris Mullen's daughter's friend's sister sat next to him on the bus.
-Found a boxed and sealed Pokewalker in a bargain bin and is now ready to catch em all.
-The cute girl working at the bread factory just broke up with her boyfriend.
-A scarf worn by Tim Lincecum has gone up for auction on ebay.

Hilarious.

Not only is there a misc. yakking section near the bottom of the message boards, but there's now a dedicated Thrillride forum. So I'm moving this there.

I think Jackpot meant he watched his twin brother touch her boobs.

I am a fan of sniffed the toilet seat. I think that is why he won't discuss his dates. Speaking of dates my wife is coming over tonight(sounds weird but I am at my parents taking care of my mother) If anyone wants details I WILL be sniffing the toilet seat after she goes.

Huhnerficker wrote:Speaking of dates my wife is coming over tonight(sounds weird but I am at my parents taking care of my mother) If anyone wants details I WILL be sniffing the toilet seat after she goes.

JACKPOT!

So JackNope Had evil stepbrother come by. Sent me into a panic attack and I didn't get to sniff the seat now lets get to the offseason that would be a JACKPOT!

Not as much of a Jackpot as Fitch getting his date to eat a gherkin out of his hands at the burger joint.

Anybody else see Fitch's date as close to "The Crushinator" as human possible?

"No paaa.... I love him...."

Subtlety was never my strong suit...

BTW is that Todd on the left...