Week 7 Lines

BAM! THE ABC IS ON A ROLL!!!!! Week 7 lines are COMING IN HOT! Lots of one-sided affairs this week, at least on paper, so BrisVegas has adjusted to match it. Remember, these lines are what BrisVegas sets hoping to get the most action and bets on BOTH sides, but my personal pick is within the text.

Welcome to new Bears owner Kraig 'The Killa' Kujawa. Here mate, have a bye, it's on me.


Jets (0-5) vs Raiders (3-2) - [b]Raiders by 12.5[/b]
Man, the only reason this line is as low as it is - Ryan the Lou's kindness. Suszek 2.0 is really like Suszek -2.0 and a first win for the offenseless Jets is looking far away on the horizon. Raiders by metric and imperial fuckton.

Pats (3-3) vs Bills (3-2) - [b]Pats by 3.5[/b]
Greg Ford, the Fightin' Irish grad, new job, running on a high. Bills David just lost his only offensive weapon for 2 weeks. I can't go past the Pat's here, and it could potentially get a little messy doe.

Eagles (2-3) vs Broncos (3-3) - [b]Eagles by 3.5[/b]
HA! I love it when Todd's confidence is bigger than a elephants dong on viagra, only to be shrivelled like a raisin a week later following a loss to the lowly Jags/not-Jags. The Eagles, after a slow start, better continue a winning streak otherwise they may be left behind in the NFC playoff race. I'm going with the Eagles in a close one here.

Lions (3-1) vs Giants (1-4) - [b]Lions by 12.5[/b] (subject to change)
(Written prior to Bengals result) Lion Brian is roaring through this season, loving his new team, and crushing all in his way. And Errol, well, Errol is Errol. Lions to win big.

Dolphins (2-4) vs Bengals (2-2) - [b]Bengals by 2.5[/b] (subject to change)
(Wirtten prior to Lions result) Bengals aren't feeling it this year, but will be looking to bounce back here and get their season back on track. Chris' Phins also need the win here to keep pace with Greg's improving Pats. This one is bound to be close, but I have to give the edge to the Phins, at least until the Bengalseats figure out who their #1 QB is.

[b]GAME OF THE WEEK I - THE BEGINNING[/b]
Ditans (4-2) vs Colts (3-2) - [b]Ditans by 3.5[/b]
A big division rivalry game here, the first time the Chad-led Colts take on the dominant and ll-powerful Ditans. The Ditans are coming in hot with 3 wins in a row after a slow 1-2 start, and the Colts, without Dallas Clark, are fresh off a 3 point loss to Sooz's Texans. Expect a big offensive effort from the Ditans, who should be able to take care of the Colts with relative awesomeness.

[b]GAME OF THE WEEK II - THE ENDING[/b]
Chiefs (3-3) vs Chargers (3-3) - [b]Pick-em (0.0)[/b]
Another crucial conference humdinger, with the victor leaving the game with a possible outright lead in the division. The AFC West is tighter than a fishes end in the yard right now, so this one could potentially signal who is going to take the AFC West crown for the season, because no fucking way it's gonna be Adrian Zuniga. I have to go with the Chefs here, in a very close match. Why? Because the  Ditans knocked out Nile "The Tide" Turner's ass last week, and he's nursing his wounds on the sideline this week.

Texans (4-1) vs Jags (2-3) - [b]Texans by 16.5[/b]
Oh yeah. Exactly where I want him. High off a close win against the Colts, about to get another big win against the Jags (sorry Rich, congrats on the new house) and playing the Ditans in Week 8. No Sam Shields, who has succumb to the 4th String injury-of-choice, Broken CollAAAAAAAAAbone, Suszek will enter Week 8's match high on confidence, but he won't leave that way. I'm coming for you Suszek, and I'm gonna break you to pieces. But you will win this match by lots.

Vikings (2-3) vs Browns (4-1) - [b]Browns by 10.5[/b]
Kev's Vikes are going to and fro this season, unable to get a run of wins. And this new Browns owner - on a total roll. BrisVegas was a little unsure of what to do with this pick, but they've put a lot of faith in Newbie Brown, and are hoping that he comes through for them.

Redskins (2-4) vs Cowboys (5-1) - [b]Cowboys by 7.5[/b]
DRC'less and hopeless. Doing dodgy back-alley deals with the 'new' Jeff Solomon, Mike Suszek. The Katskins have reached a new low at 2-4, but I can't see them going any lower. They just have to bounce back and beat up the Dallas Cheap-Traders this week, and upset all the bookies. GO KATS!

Seahawks (3-2) vs Buccs (5-1) - [b]Buccs by 9.5[/b]
Man, Josh Freeman is the shit. Wait? What? Carson Palmer? How the fuck are the Buccs winning with Carson Palmer. Madden 11 is truly broken. Buccs to win in a 1-2 score game.

[b]SQUAWKERBOWL - BATTLE OF THE BIRDS[/b]
Falcons (3-2) vs Cardinals (2-3-1) - [b]Falcons by 3.5[/b]
SQUACK! PECK! *WINGS FLAPPING* KAW-KAW! One of these birds will have to win, and a Falcon would destroy a Cardinal if the actual birds fought, so I've got to go with them in this match. Meanwhile, the Fightin Ibis waits in the wings. 

49ers (0-5) vs Panthers (1-4) - [b]Panthers by 10.5[/b]
Yes, the Panthers only have 1 win. But they took over the Jags this past week and demolished Zuniga's hack Broncos. Now all that Mr Brit Atkinson has to do is take that momentum gained with MJD and convert it into US dollars with CJ2K, who, at this point is only on track for 1772 right now..... I'm sorry CJ, I'll rescue you in Madden 12.

Steelers (4-2) vs Ravens (1-4) - [b]Steelers by 17.5[/b]
No Ed Reed, and Jamarcus Austin is in town. Ouch. Sorry Carl, but the Steel is going keep this great season rolling, and win big here.

radioheadhead wrote:

Seahawks (3-2) vs Buccs (5-1) - Buccs by 9.5
Man, Josh Freeman is the shit. Wait? What? Carson Palmer? How the fuck are the Buccs winning with Carson Palmer. Madden 11 is truly broken. Buccs to win in a 1-2 score game.

As the new owner of Josh Freemans rights are learning, he is a interception machine. Almost like Brett Favre. Where as Freeman is good for 2 picks a game Palmer has had 2 so far this season.

Steelers (4-2) vs Ravens (1-4) - Steelers by 17.5
No Ed Reed, and Jamarcus Austin is in town. Ouch. Sorry Carl, but the Steel is going keep this great season rolling, and win big here.

Very much happened, hope you had more points too, final was Steelers 38v0


It's too painful to write up. Too monster plays, long throw and a long run, one HUGE 6 min drive with about 4 3rd down conversions too.

Josh Freeman is amazeballs.

Palmer and Freeman just needed new scenery.

Last season Palmer had 28 td's and 21 ints

This season Palmer has 16 td's and 2 ints through 7 games

Last season Freeman had 37 td's and 34 ints

This season Freeman has 18 td's and 4 int's through 6 games



I think both teams are quite happy with this trade.

I wouldn't go that far. I got raped.

Could we change that to "you got Jeffed"....sorry, had to.

It was more of, I had faith that you weren't ripping me off since you asked for a draft pick. Unfortunately I was at a Tigers game and didn't feel like researching it. Still insulted by just the offer you made.

I can't even remember what all we traded.