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Raiders roll the Chefs doughboy

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Post by Judge Shredd Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:03 pm

Oakland Ca N.I.



The new look Tebow Chefs rolled into Oakland looking to make a run for the PLAYOFFS.


Chefs bouncing on Tebowmania won the toss and wanted the ball. Raiders kicked off deep and the Chefs run it to the 18.


Tebow hit his stride and marched the Chefs down the field but they stalled at the 19 yard line and had to settle for a FG.


Raiders then started out in the lag fuelled game from Todd now living in Fitch's bread factory's basement.


Trusting on the run the Raiders got into the Chefs half, but stuck on the 40yard line they went for the FG, alas 99% power was not enough for the Jank, (which we all know is horseshit), and it fell short. Chefs had the ball at their own 47 yard line and marched down the field again.


However DeMarcus Van Dyke picked Tebow off and the Raiders were given a life line. Raiders then stalled at the Chefs 21 yard line and the FG Unit was sent out again to attempt a 38 yarder. Again lag hampered the kick, the commentators however said it was good as it hit the upright and bounced in according to them, but the zebra's said no good, so who knows WTF went down. Raiders down 3v0 and 2 missed FG's, Chefs ball on their own 21 yard line, however a big sack made the Chefs had to punt from their own 8. A fair catch was called, but the Chefs run into Chris Johnston and the ball then went over his head and was downed at the Raiders 33 yard line.



Not fairing well with the lag, the Raiders looked to their run game again and Ryan Grant's wishes' came out fired up, running over the Chefs to the 10 yard line, when the effing chain gang came out and while in real life a measurement stops the clock, in Madden the clock runs and even if you call a play you are fooked till that animation is done. Raiders had to call their final time out and Jank came out again, this time he was good from 27 yards out.


Tie game at the half, the Raiders got the ball back, and went on a clock eating drive, lasting almost the length of the 3rd quarter before DeAngelo Williams came in and took his only carry of the game 12 yards for the go ahead score. 10v3 Raiders.



Chefs then tried to run the deep kick back and got to the 11 yard line, however Michael Turned broke his only big gain of the game and cleared them beyond the 25 yard line on a 16 yard gain. but a few plays later the Raiders sacked Tebow forcing them into a 4th and 24 and they had to punt. Ryan then rolled up his sleeves and handed the ball off to Grant again, the Raiders came knocking on the Chefs line again, and instead of playing it safe and going for a two score lead, Ryan got picked in the End Zone and the Chefs took the ball at their 1 yard line. Bringing heat the Raiders got caught and Tony Moeaki hauled in a pass for a 44 yard gain. 3 minutes to play and counting. Chefs tried to run and got stuffed again, so as the clock ticked down Tebow got picked once more with 1.25 left in the game, Chefs having only 1 TO left. The laggy game ended and the Raiders got the win. Whoever plays Todd next, hope he aint kneading bread when he's meant to be playing you. Good luck Todd and I dont wanna play you again as the Ravens in a few weeks time.
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