Raiders Trade Block

So, the Raiders are looking to make a run at at least 5 wins this year. Can you help them/me? If not, eat a dick. If so, here are the players that are about to "Attack the Block...in theatres July 20th."

The Raiders Working Party Bloc:

WR - Damian Williams 82 ovr, nice smile
WR - Chaz Schilens 81 ovr, pleasant demeanor
TE - Jeremy Shockey 86 ovr, pony tail
SS - Tyvon Branch 88 ovr, can do that thing where he has a double-jointed finger and can bend it all weird...gross, Tyvon, fucking gross
MLB - Sean Lee 81 ovr, holds the team high score for Just Dance
HB - Darren McFadden 82 ovr, if this were Madden 12, he wouldn't be on the block
QB - Jason Campbell 85 ovr, comes with movie deals already "in the can"

So, maybe you're saying, "Ryan, WTF, man...your whole team is on the block." And you're right...except for Zach Miller.



Looking for:

- A cuddler
- 1st Round Draft Picks
- CBs, but who are we kidding, here?
- A speedy-ass MLB
- A reliable, self-starter OLB
- An FB who has dependable transportation to practice AND games
- O-linemen with dumps like a truck, truck, truck



I actually have no idea when Attack the Block hits the theaters...

SweetassWaffles wrote:I actually have no idea when Attack the Block hits the theaters...

I've heard October-ish.

What you need to be worried about is Attack Attack and the invasion of crab-core: