The "Flop Five"
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The "Flop Five"
I can't come up with a better phrase than the "flop five," so if you have something better, let me know.
As of now, there are five teams in the league that are all defeated, without the prefix "un" attached.
Jacksonville Jaguars - 0-5
New York Keys - 0-5
New York Giants - 0-5
Atlanta Falcons - 0-4
Carolina Panthers - 0-5
I wish the best for all these teams, but I want to note just how 4th String it is to be the bottom-dwellers in the league. I feel comfortable saying it because it wasn't that long ago that I never won a single game. It's not that none of you have ever won before, it's just that this season you've clearly taken the Andrew Fitch approach in life: tank the season for draft picks.
Here's the hot question: Which of these teams will be the first to stray from this approach, cave in, and finally decide to win a game?
As of now, there are five teams in the league that are all defeated, without the prefix "un" attached.
Jacksonville Jaguars - 0-5
New York Keys - 0-5
New York Giants - 0-5
Atlanta Falcons - 0-4
Carolina Panthers - 0-5
I wish the best for all these teams, but I want to note just how 4th String it is to be the bottom-dwellers in the league. I feel comfortable saying it because it wasn't that long ago that I never won a single game. It's not that none of you have ever won before, it's just that this season you've clearly taken the Andrew Fitch approach in life: tank the season for draft picks.
Here's the hot question: Which of these teams will be the first to stray from this approach, cave in, and finally decide to win a game?
Re: The "Flop Five"
Panthers beat Raiders next week
Chairman7- Posts : 290
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Re: The "Flop Five"
I didn't sign up for this shit. Openly mocking teams? Really that's what we're doing now? Fucking bullshit.
Sarcasm.
Sarcasm.
Dascenzo- Posts : 154
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Re: The "Flop Five"
Dammit Brian, my heart skipped a beat there.
ZgreenZ- Posts : 101
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Re: The "Flop Five"
Dascenzo wrote:I didn't sign up for this shit. Openly mocking teams? Really that's what we're doing now? Fucking bullshit.
....
Sarcasm.
Haha, oh, I paid my dues there already. I'm more than qualified to point out the league's lowest, yet equally loved!
Re: The "Flop Five"
Dascenzo wrote:I didn't sign up for this shit. Openly mocking teams? Really that's what we're doing now? Fucking bullshit.
That's what the podcast is for...
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